I have previously mentioned my cellular conundrums in this forum. Sending text presents a unique set of difficulties. My fingers are sufficiently small that one would assume I never depress incorrect keys. That would be a mistake.

I type using only three fingers, and manage at least 115 words a minute, but it took years to attain that speed. I have opposable thumbs, but they are frequently merely opposing each other in a frantic endeavor to sound a virtual click on the imaginary keyboard, which is in the same array as the one on my bossy and arrogant computer.

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