OK, campers. It’s time for a little visualization. Picture me, lakeside, in khaki shorts and a beat-up baseball cap with a silver whistle hanging around my neck and a megaphone to my lips.

Here’s what I’m saying: “Gooooood morning, Campers! Welcome to Camp PoGo KingFisher McTrout SutherAlston. Yes, I am talking to you, Big Firm Summer Associates — that’s right, you with the wingtips and the firm-funded hangover!”