It gets kind of boring here. Okay, more than “kind of.” Staring out the window can only provide so much entertainment, even when the window washer asks you to answer his pager. So, to break the monotony of legal practice and bandaging the attendant paper cuts, I’ve started playing ring-and-run.

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, I run around the halls of our esteemed law firm knocking on random doors. I’ll wait for the “come in” holler from inside and then I scoot on out of there.