Now we know what Justice Antonin Scalia would look like if he were to come back to earth in drag.

He’d look fetching, yet demure. He’d wear a flattering, form-fitting (but not too tight) dress and high-heel pumps. He’d smile and exude humility. And instead of showing off his legal brilliance and wit, he’d spotlight his warm and fuzzy side—being dad to nine kids and husband to Maureen.