Bridget Jones began her famous diary with 33 resolutions, one of which was to find a nice and responsible man. She was promptly email-seduced by her cad of a boss Daniel Cleaver and ended up leaving her job. She soon realised that a lawyer is always a better bet and ends up with nice but dull Mark Darcy. However, after 364 days she managed to keep just one of her 33 resolutions. If you are anything like Bridget Jones, then this article is probably not for you.

Resolution number one