Last week’s Diary revelation regarding the press releasing of Tring Townsend’s new ventilation system has obviously not been taken to heart by our PR friends in the City as yet another barrage of ‘non-news’ stories hit The Diary HQ this week.

Topping the offender list are our friends at Dechert who apparently have been “rushed in to help the good people of Ambridge in their fight against a luxury property development in the fictional Radio 4 Village”.