Kid Rock is not your ordinary defendant.

Your ordinary defendant has neither a triple platinum album to his name nor songs called “Fk Off,” “Early Mornin’ Stoned Pimp” and “Wax the Booty.” Your ordinary defendant can’t fill 15,000-seat arenas, has never been married to former “Baywatch” babe Pamela Anderson and generally doesn’t have $10,000 cash on hand to post bond for himself and his entourage.