You know who you are: You’re part of the establishment (maybe a partner, senior corporate counsel, or of counsel), you’re a born glad-hander (which is why you’re so good at client relations) and you simply cannot keep your hands to yourself, especially when it comes to the ladies. You give them bone-crushing hugs, rub their shoulders or kiss them, lingeringly, on the forehead.

That more or less describes what Biden did over the years—and he’s getting hammered for it.