Memo to Self: Return Box of Staples Tomorrow

‘Can I tell you I never picked up a pen owned by Fish. I can’t tell you that. But if I did it was de minimus.’

� Former Fish & Richardson partner Scott Harris, responding to the firm’s allegation that he wrongfully obtained his own patents using company resources (“Former Fish Partner Speaks Out”)

Someone’s Gonna Get Spanked

‘At best, the documents reveal a massive responsibility deflection.’

� Southern District of California U.S. Magistrate Judge Barbara Major, describing sworn explanations by former Qualcomm lawyers who were involved in a discovery breakdown (“Qualcomm Firms Meet a Stern Judge”)