caption competition: tommy lee clonesBack by unpopular demand, The Diary’s once-famed Caption Competition this week makes a rare reappearance, with this touching image of love at first sight. As eagle-eyed readers may have spotted, the scene comes courtesy of sector-selecting national firm Pinsent Masons, as brilliantly-named Birmingham corporate chief Andrew Hornigold ( left) shares a joke – and maybe more – with new Pinsents corporate hire and Tommy Lee Jones clone David Stevenson.

Send your suggested captions to [email protected] and the star prize – an hour teaching The Diary how to write proper punch-lines – could be yours. The winning entry will be published next week.