And on the eighth day, God was appraised of his performance.
Like most IT directors, I’ve an aversion to performance reviews bordering on allergy. One mention of my own performance review and I’m having an extreme panic attack. The last ‘attack’ involving the theft of the head of litigation’s Hummer. Litigators seem to prefer military hardware for some reason, although quite how he got the version with the rocket launcher was beyond me. My personal rampage then ensued, involving 17 ruined police cars, two hostages (they were beauticians, I at least got a manicure and a facial out of it) and one fired rocket.
