Ashurstst’s time for another caption competition. And given the high-profile goings on at Ashurst Morris Crisp of late we just couldn’t resist asking our readers to imagine some of the things that are being said there following the collapse of the firm’s merger talks with Fried Frank Harris Shriver & Jacobson.

A bottle of champers, kindly donated by Cayman Islands firm Maples and Calder, will go to the winning entry. Send your captions to [email protected].