While we’re on Lovells’ press booze-up, held to celebrate the unveiling of its swanky new Holborn headquarters, The Diary can proudly reveal that we stumbled on something of a scoop during the proceedings.

It happened when one of the Legal Week posse crawled off to take a leak – and was confronted by three spanking new urinals winking back at him in the gleaming light of the pristine new bogs.