An architect, an artist and a solicitor are discussing whether it is better to spend time with the husband or the lover.
The architect says she enjoys time with her husband, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist says she enjoys time with her lover, because of the passion and mystery she finds there.
The solicitor says: “I like both.”
“Both?”
The solicitor replies: “Yeah. If you have a husband and a lover, they will each assume you are spending time with the other man and you can go to the office and get some work done.”
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back and neck. The lawyer turns around.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m a chiropractor and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.”
“Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”
