On a recent trip to New York, a duo of intrepid Legal Week hacks accompanied a gaggle of Pillsbury Winthrop honchos to the opening night of Hollywood star Philip Seymour Hoffman’s latest directorial ‘masterpiece’ – Our Lady of 121st Street.

Unfortunately, the play itself didn’t live up to the expectations of the assembled gathering.
“I am so sorry,” apologised the hostess from Pillsburys when the curtain finally came down. “If I had known it was that bad I would have taken you to another play.”