Long after the last cup of holiday eggnog is drained, after the wrapping paper is put away, and even after you’ve trudged off to return those less-than-wanted gifts for what you really wanted, you might be tempted to allow your mind to wander. It might even meander to the subject of the presents you wish you’d gotten.

For some, that topic might include a few wardrobe enhancements. For example, Michael Gordon of Clearwater, Florida probably wished for a change of clothing when he was arrested for an alleged burglary in early December. The 46 year-old was wearing a black T-shirt that read “I Just Got Out of Prison.” I’m sure that Gordon’s sartorial style was noted by the eyewitness who saw him purportedly breaking into a locked vehicle and called the police. It probably would have been better to get caught in a different outfit; however, at least he wasn’t wearing a T-shirt that read “What’s Mine is Mine, What’s Yours is Mine”—as another brazen burglar was caught wearing a few years ago. What, were the stores out of shirts bearing the message “I AM A BURGLAR”?