Attention Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher partners: Did you know that the next Stephen Colbert is incubating right under your noses?

You’re probably clueless. So here’s the scoop: Goutam Jois, that nice litigation associate you hired from Cravath, Swaine & Moore last summer, leads a double life. He might fit the bill of a diligent, well-credentialed associate (cum laude from Harvard Law School, former clerk, and all that jazz), but he’s got another side.

That other side—a much raunchier side . . .

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