Private Benjamin is a 1980 comedy with Goldie Hawn (for a new generation, she’s the mother of Kate Hudson) in the title role of Judy Benjamin, a good natured, affluent, newly widowed young woman who—on a flyer—joins the Army after speaking to a quota driven recruiter. Rough and tumble boot camp is definitely not what she was promised. So, taking a reasonable tone, she tells Captain Lewis, her drill instructor:

“I think they sent me to the wrong place. See, I did join the Army, but I joined a different Army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms. …To be truthful with you, I can’t sleep in a room with twenty strangers … and I mean look at this place. The Army couldn’t afford drapes. I’ll be up at the crack of dawn here!” https://youtu.be/rbH_RrOAAfA. (A colleague’s favorite scene is when Benjamin is marching in the rain letting loose with, “I want to go to lunch!”)