Rabbit was seated in his office. Owl flew up to him and asked, “You look unhappy, Rabbit. What’s wrong?” “This is my unhappy time of day,” said Rabbit. “Why is that?” asked Owl. Rabbit replied, “Well, it’s the time of day that I review my e-mails and see all that I have to fear. Maybe I’ll just hide, and this will all disappear.”
The Current Story
In a land far, far away from Rabbit and Owl, rife with new regulations, bounties, tweets, Wikileaks, investigations, and more, there worked in-house attorneys who also had fears. This land, known as Corporate America, had assorted monsters all working to keep the in-house bar up at night. These creatures manifested themselves as claims against in-house attorneys that involved investigations, legal actions, fines, penalties, disbarment, and incarceration.
