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I’m just waiting to read a news report that goes something like this:

MegaCorp Inc. announced that it reached a settlement with Big Government Agency over certain widespread practices that the government said were deceptive and harmful. MegaCorp will pay $100 million, but it denies that it did anything wrong, ever. In addition, BGA has agreed to pretend that MegaCorp’s allegedly deceptive practices never happened, and will send Mega’s CEO a muffin basket with a nice card apologizing for any inconvenience or hurt feelings that it caused.

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