If it wasn’t so pathetic, it would almost be funny: KPMG audit professionals were busted by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission for widespread cheating on continuing education exams that focused on topics including (wait for it…) ethics and integrity.

We’re talking behavior that would get you expelled from high school or college in a heartbeat—taking photos of exam answers and emailing them to colleagues, printing out answers and passing them around, hitting up subordinates for help cheating, even manipulating an internal server hosting the exams to lower the score required for passing to less than 25 percent, according to the SEC.