So, I had a little rant a while back about interview fails. But, y’know, recruitment isn’t all about stifling your laughter as hopeless candidates squirm in front of you. No, it’s also about laughing out loud in the office as you wade through a foot-high pile of terrible CVs.

So, as part of my continuing service to wannabe lawyers everywhere, here’s my guide to making sure your CV passes the Bizzle test (once again, all examples are unfortunately real):