This is a copy of a letter I have not yet received and nor am I sure if it has been drafted yet:

“Dear legalbrat,
In recognition of the excellent relationship Big Law LLP has with the Financial Times, and Big Law’s recognition of how important the FT is as a client, we have decided to provide the FT with access to a dedicated Account Manager. We anticipate, with your permission of course, that your Account Manager will spend up to 90 days a year working directly on site with you and your team at the FT, will continually monitor legal developments that affect your industry and filter them to you in an appropriate manner that works for you, and will ensure that all advice delivered by our firm to you is provided in a manner that makes it instantly usable by you within the business. We anticipate that you will also have your own ideas about how you might wish to work with your Account Manager. Prior to joining Big Law LLP your Account Manager spent five years leading the in-house team at Big Client Limited. We are delighted to offer this new service to our key clients such as the Financial Times free of charge.
Love from Big Law LLP”