Now the whole Mills-McCartney divorce thing is over once, we have rather begun to miss it. It already seems a lifetime since Lady Heather ended her 21 months of self-imposed, erm, ‘silence’ on the steps of the High Court by unleashing a laser-guided tirade against our ancient legal system.
“Obviously the courts do not want a litigant-in-person to do well,” she noted, overlooking how impressed people were when she gave Fiona Shackleton an impromptu makeover with a jug of water. “It’s against everything that they ever wish [for], so when they write the judgment up they’re never going to make it look in favour.”
