It’s been a mixed week at O’Melveny & Myers. The Los Angeles-based giant recently unveiled (on a gold plaque behind some large velvet curtains) its latest financials, with fees up a fair bit, but profits flatter than a Shrove Tuesday pancake that’s only just come unstuck from the kitchen ceiling.

O’Melveny chief Arthur Culvahouse blamed the firm’s failure to treble the amount of wedge taken home by its partners on “very substantial investments for the future in London, Asia and the US”.