Berryman solicitor Collette Short last month completed a 130km charidee trek through Cambodia to Angkor Wat, highlights of which reportedly included “sharing a shower with a toad and a tarantula”. Still, better than the office, right?

According to the firm’s crack press corps, Nottingham-based Short completed “up to three sessions in the gym at Bingham Leisure Centre” before her trip – which doesn’t sound like ideal preparation even to an unfitness-freak like The Diary. Presumably they meant three sessions per week.