In a marketing gambit as shameless as it is unlikely to be effective, an education provider that shall remain nameless this week emailed The Diary about its latest cunning stunt, which it intends to unleash upon pliant private client firms forthwith.

The company is offering a course for super-rich individuals on how to spend their money, when surely a quick flick through the pages of OK! magazine or iwantoneofthose.com would give you all manner of ideas.