Rather less salacious is Lovells lawyer Jane Rogers, whose kit-free shenanigans are for an altogether more charitable cause. Rogers is planning to trek across all 700 miles of the North West Passage in the Canadian Arctic, where she will be taking snow samples (no ‘lemon snow cones’, please), monitoring polar bears and doing other scientific research-type stuff about climate change.

In a novel twist to her fundraising (and one entirely immaterial to this story appearing in The Diary), Rogers has boldly peeled off her thermonuclear anorak to pose for a tastefully smut-free calendar with two other members of her expedition (see definitely-not-gratuitous bikini shot, left).

The calendars are available for a tenner a pop by emailing the pinstriped pin-up at [email protected] – so now everyone at Lovells can keep counting down the days