Two contenders for vaguely defamatory legal-themed website of the week come courtesy of one unhappy camper who has taken it upon himself to blast the world of commercial law with his semi-automatic pomposity pistol.

Websites ‘satirising’ Field Fisher Waterhouse and Freshfields Bruckhaus Deringer have recently appeared that, while not particularly funny, obviously required plenty of effort. Which seems reason enough for The Diary to flag them up, even if only to give the firms’ ever-vigilant image police something to do.