With England’s egg-chasers growing old disgracefully in France at the Rugby World Cup, one proud sporting nation conspicuous by its absence is Finland, which heartbreakingly missed out on a finals berth after being edged 92-6 in a two-legged qualifier by mighty Bulgaria. Who also didn’t make it to the finals.

However, keep an eye out for the plucky Finns four years from now in New Zealand, when Andrew Cotton – the only English lawyer at local firm Procope & Hornborg – will be eligible for selection after several years practising law (and the rolling maul) in the Nordic wilds.