Addleshaw Goddard was making a song and dance last month as two partners from the fee-plundering national titan hosted an X-Factor rip-off – sorry, homage – dubbed The Crypt Factor to raise much-needed cash for local homeless shelter St George’s Crypt.

The bash was organised and introduced by Addleshaws property partners Paula ‘Bob’ Dillon and Bruce ‘Rock Your’ Lightbody. The duo also kicked off proceedings with their own rendition of Robbie Williams’ ‘smash hit’ Rock DJ – wisely opting for a song so awful it couldn’t possibly be ruined, even by a couple of lawyers.