Of course, we can ill afford to rest on our laurels – not since the completely unexpected outbreak of Sudden Avian Death Syndrome (SADS) after mere months of hysterical warnings from the nation’s ever-vigilant newspapers.
And who better to deal with the threat than the esteemed IT director? After all, it falls to her to defend the fragile constitution of the network – the Body Electric, if you will – from the ever-multiplying threat of viruses, worms, Trojans and other microscopic e-threats so cutting-edge they haven’t even been given a catchy epithet yet.
