Following the shock sight of heavyweight commercial barrister Geoffrey Vos QC body-popping to Chic’s disco anthem Le Freak during the high-profile Apple v Apple hearing, The Diary has been curious ever since to discover what else could be found on the great man’s non-brand-specific MP3 player.

Luckily, your correspondent’s intricate network of spies were able to sneak a glimpse at the digital device, allowing The Diary to bring you this exclusive glimpse into the inner soundscape of one of the UK’s most respected counsel.