Talking of long trips, those readers who don’t get out as much as they ought to may recently have stumbled upon genre-bending reality TV show Space Cadets, which aired over two weeks in December on Channel 4.

Contestants for the Johnny Vaughan-hosted hoax-fest were hand-picked for their gullibility before being flown to a phoney space camp supposedly located in Russia (Suffolk, actually) and blasted off into orbit (in reality a simulator in a darkened warehouse) as pioneering space tourists on a five-day ‘mission’.