Trying to find that elusive rainmaker? Well, you don’t need to bother with expensive headhunters, The Diary has learned, just head down to your local Domino’s to find out which deal-closer has been eating all the pizzas.

This fool-proof test was devised by your correspondent after hearing that famed billing-nutter Mike Francies proved his credentials at Clifford Chance (CC) by sending for takeaway at the wee hours while closing the umpteenth deal of the week.