The Diary was on the blower with a partner the other day discussing the finer points of the corporate changes at Ernst & Young’s Brummie office, when the contact unexpectedly changed
the subject. “Have you ever tried their website?” he said enthusiastically. “If you get the address wrong it takes you to a fabulous porn site.”

The Diary was keen to get back to the topic at hand. But the partner, who works out of a
national firm, would have none of it.