In a bid to drum up some trade – and, presumably, get noticed -brand consultant Dragon has been sending out some colourful cartoon strips to law firms.

The cartoons (right) purport to represent the collective characters of the five magic circle firms.
There’s ‘grammar school’, ‘Birmingham grammar school’, ‘Tim nice but dim’, ‘school genius (but doesn’t know how to talk’ and ‘Tim nice but dim (only posher)’.
Quite where you fit in if you went to a bog standard comprehensive isn’t explained.