What is it about solicitors and lap dancers? The latest story involves a bunch of Bolton solicitors who have been getting hot under the collar about plans to allow lap dancing at a club opposite their offices.

It seems that people on the first floor of Kippax Beaumont Lewis’ office can see right into the club and they are not happy about it. Indeed, they seem to be worried that the club will actually lose them business as Bolton’s finest clients would be reluctant to use a firm opposite such a high-profile establishment.