While The Diary is well known for its love and respect of the City’s top legal spin-meisters, it must concede some surprise at the response of one marketing head to recent enquiries from this paper.

The spin-guru in question
was clearly ruffled by the suggestion of our scribe that there was some discontent within the firm.
After denying the validity of the story in forthright terms the marketing legend proceeded to compare our scribe to the late, great children’s author Enid Blyton.