Tate ModernLaw firm art has long fascinated The Diary, ever since we first gazed in wonder at the seven deadly sins according to Gouldens. So we were delighted to take a tour around Simmons & Simmons’ swanky City Point command bunker.

And impressive it was. Most firms adorn their offices and meeting rooms with the odd bit of tat. Indeed, given The Diary’s office collection, which is only one step up from pictures of dogs playing snooker, we are in no position to criticise.