Full marks to Leamington Spa firm Wright Hassall, for the outrageous puns it deploys in a desperate bid to draw attention to this rather flaccid photograph of staff taking part in some, er, dancing as part of a “development and awareness programme”.

“It’s all Greek to me,” the press release begins, “but thankfully no-one came Acropolis when lawyers from a Midland law firm took part in traditional Greek dancing” (see picture below). Pure poetry.