Did you catch the news that Eric Holder and the geniuses at Justice persuaded a grand jury to indict five members of the Chinese military? The superhackers are charged with computer crimes: they’ve been snooping in the electronic entrails of American corporations, by golly. That’s a federal crime, the administration claims.

I guess it’s only a crime when others hack us. When we do it to ourselves, we call it patriotism. What a stupid prosecution.