Our law office recently moved to a new, state-of-the-art building. The building is “environmentally friendly,” boasting a variety of features which are arguably designed to save energy. As my mother was wont to say, “all very well in theory, but never in practice.” What follows, with sincere apologies to the estate, heirs and assigns of its inspiration, Ogden Nash, is my response to these uh, intriguing vagaries.
The building in which I find myself now practicing my profession purports to be green/
