As usual, I’m hungry.

I was in this semi-frantic state, casting about for an Almond Joy (because, as you must doubtless surmise, I always feel like a nut), or some other equally comforting, nutritionally impeccable, high-fiber refreshment, when I came across the case of Garrity v. First and Last Tavern Inc. 53 Conn l. Rptr. 771 (July 2, 2012).