If the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team now doesn’t get fair pay and treatment from the U.S. Soccer Federation, I’m going to drive myself to the nearest radical feminist commune, tune out the world, and get in touch with my inner bitch.

Did you see that final women’s World Cup game in Lyon, France, between the U.S. and Dutch team Sunday? The American women were awesome. I’m not one to revel in sports, but I was ecstatic about the win.