Greetings. Maybe you have heard about me. The Snark. Maybe not. Well, I thought I should tell you a little bit about me. I am an associate at one of Atlanta’s largest law firms with offices nationwide and clients that have millions of dollars to pay for our services.

The matters I work on make the front pages of newspapers; the partners I work for are “superlawyers”; my clients are international conglomerates and icons of business.