When Britney Spears Hits 50, This Won’t Be an Issue Anymore

‘When these guys stand on stage and say “When we recorded this song in the ’50s,”… and they’re 22 years old? Come on. They’re lying.’

� Bob Crosby, CEO of the nonprofit Vocal Group Hall of Fame, who is part of an effort to outlaw live performances by imposter music groups (“American Brand-stand”)

We’re Americans. What’s a Savings Account?

‘It’s like you have a savings account, but you are spending more money than you have in your paycheck, and that gets you through the year, but eventually the savings don’t grow.’

� State Bar Deputy Executive Director Robert Hawley, on how the organization is going to burn through its budget surplus (“State Bar Prepares for Budget Shortfall”)