Even if It’s Covered in Pretexting Poop?

‘I’ll lick a sole to make sure the business survives.’

� Michael Rolnick, a partner at VC firm ComVentures, on what he would do to massage a troublesome board member (“Sidebar”)

But Those Bus Drivers Totally Make, Like, Six Figures

‘See what it’s like to be one of the average Joes. You’ve been spoiled.’

� San Mateo Judge Carl Holm, mandating that a wealthy young DUI defendant (who flipped a car) take the bus to do her community service in the coroner’s office (“Judicial Profile: Carl Holm”)