Greetings from Orange County, where the globe has warmed to hitherto unimaginable temperatures, and I have barricaded myself in my air-conditioned chambers and refused to come out until the palm trees stop morphing into torches.

The big news in these parts is the settlement of the ExtenZe penile enhancement case. [ 1] Tennessee had its Scopestrial, Kansas had Brown v. Board, and now Orange County has People of the State of California v. Sleazy Befuddlers of The Lesser Gender.God bless America.