“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”

Will Rogers said it, and we’ve all felt that way on occasion. No matter which side of the Schiavo fiasco or the filibuster/nuclear option debacle you were on, you must, at some point, have found yourself wondering if there wasn’t a provision somewherein the Constitution entrusting somebodywith the responsibility of taking the hammer away from the baby.